I’ve had enough of headcanons that connect him...
Since klingon sex is basically violent wrestling, I wonder if the klingons don’t have BDSM but like the opposite. Klingons...
ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
Not paying bills