THESE PLOT HOLES ARE UPSETTING

c'est la vie. white gay geek who will read all your tags. also your readmores and i like 3/4 things on my dash. ostensibly multifandom, in reality i reblog funny text posts 3 times a week. got this bitch on my arm, the jess to my nick.
Posts I Like

tastefullyoffensive:

Jaden Smith’s Nonsensical Tweets as ‘Garfield’ Comics by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

(via littlelostsock)

maybegee:

brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

  • easier to spell
  • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
  • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
  • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

  • it isn’t

 (via femscum)

(via mklutz)

bigmamag:

Whenever I come across people who say that Gimli/Legolas is a weird pairing because Gimli isn’t cute, I have a mental image of Legolas as Fleur Delacour telling them off. “I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk!”

(via lgbtlaughs)

laurenmoran:

I’ve been waiting for this to come around so I could reblog it

laurenmoran:

I’ve been waiting for this to come around so I could reblog it

(via littlelostsock)

leupagus:

fogbreaker:

pigeons are so dumb I love them so much

"dumb" my ass, you’d do this too if you could

murrmernator:

The golden trio revisited. I decided to try out this cool idea I’ve seen being tossed around of a mixed race Harry Potter. I think he’s a cutie :)

(via bleep0bleep)

Kristen Stewart in ‘Just One Of The Guys’ by Jenny Lewis (x)

(via onemore189)

awwww-cute:

Moment of bravery at the vet

(via chambergambit)

(via latitans)

cheesymermaid:

Every single Sunday since I moved away from home.

cheesymermaid:

Every single Sunday since I moved away from home.

(via chambergambit)

fozmeadows:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.

(via chambergambit)

that-big-gay-impala:

the queen has arrived

(via mklutz)

(via gyzym)

Ninth Doctor + Sass Master

(via atwellling)

coolator:

jurassic park from the raptors’ perspective 

(via chambergambit)